Halloween Candy Cravings

Everybody seems to be really excited about all of this Halloween candy and I’m just over here wondering if people actually know that they sell chocolate all year round.

It is seriously just candy people. You probably walk right past it at the store every day. You’re only craving it because:

a) You’ve become conditioned over many years to eating tons of candy at Halloween.

AND

b) It is easily accessible at times when you’re prone to snacking.

If you’re going to have a candy, have a candy. You don’t need to eat the whole box.

I promise there will not be an international candy shortage if you don’t get your fill at Halloween.